We were out shopping for shoes today.
As my daughter tried on a pair of tennis shoes, she said with a giggle, "Daddy said you almost named me Reebok."
"Reebok, huh?" I said, shaking my head.
"Honey, that's why the mama signs the birth certificate," I answered, as we put her brand new shoes in their box and made our way to the register.
It's a good thing she is slowly "getting" our family's sense of humor or she could be scarred for life.
Other parents are saving for college. I'm saving for therapy.