Thursday, October 15, 2009

I really should have majored in philosophy.

Linda's Dozens have inspired me to think.

And it's giving me a headache.

Not that I'm thinking of anything earth-shattering or inspiring. No, that would be normal.

Here are a few things that have come to my warped mind.

1. At what point does a person decide he wants to become a mime? Is it the first time you sneak into your mom's make-up when you are five or does it come to you in the middle of a high school career day?

2. Do you think the guy who came up with "In God We Trust" on money realizes that he actually coined a phrase?

3. Why do we need steak buffets? How many steaks can one person eat?

4. Where does a dentist go when he has a cavity? Does he feel like a hypocrite?

When they ask him if he flossed, does he lie like the rest of us?

5. Are all of the months used up? We have a month for everything. If there is one left, I'd like to nominate "National Unsupportive Month."

No one wears a ribbon and you don't have to do anything.

6. What does the mailman do if I put the stamp in the lower left corner of the envelope?

7. Why is it only okay to take a nap when you are either really young or really old. Isn't now the time when I actually need the nap?

That is all for today.

My brain is tired.


Lily said...

OH my. You made me crack up with the "coined a phrase." Surely, surely you meant that pun? Because I love puns. I'm weird.

The stamp in the lower left corner got me, too.

Hmm, and if you start that National Unsupportive Month, I think I'll join in.

You are too much.

Roxanne said...

Go take a nap.

TexasRed said...

This is hilarious!! Good points.

Melanie said...

Mel, you crack me up! I have too wondered about the postage question. I don't know what that says about me or you for that matter!

And the nap thing. I don't sleep much at night (or have a hard time sleeping) and you are so right about needing one now, not when I am old.

Denise said...

I was drinking coffee when I read "did he realized he coined a phrase" and nearly choked. HAHAHA! Reading on now...hope your brain heals after all this deep thinking!

Carpool Queen said...

I'm going to be a rebel and mis-stamp the next thing I mail out.

You year...

KK said...

I believe in equal naps for all!

Heckety said...

I never thought of the dentist one- now that is worrying. But I used to think that 'legal tender' was a fire engine with its insurance paid...isn't it just daft the things which pop into one's mind when its in free fall?

Susan Skitt said...

That was good for laugh!!! Let me know if you try the stamp thing, I've wondered that myself - lol!