Funny how you can have absolutely no desire whatsoever to do anything outdoorsy and then your family goes to Africa to see large, endangered animals and you still have absolutely no desire whatsoever to do anything outdoorsy.
*Photo copyrighted, provided courtesy of a very brave tourist in the mist
Just as he snapped the photo, the guide said, "He is going to charge."
My father-in-law, instead of assuming a submissive stance, just sat there, frozen. (Which, to his credit, is like the bravest thing ever because I totally would have cried like a baby.)
The silverback charged and turned in another direction just before reaching my father-in-law.
Please, rest easy.
No gorilla or tourist were harmed in the making of this photo. Most importantly, no LL Bean khaki cargo pants were soiled, torn or otherwise harmed in the making of this photo, thereby avoiding any need to follow Number 3 of the Official Gorilla Trekking Guidebook.
Let's face it. Sometimes you don't have time to ask your guide to dig a hole for you with his Panga.
4 comments:
HA! The last line got me.
Indeed.
That was a great story. I found your blog through From Melissa's Desk. I will definately have to come back and read more.
EGADS!!!!!!
But what a GREAT shot. Oh. My.
God bless your relatives, for they provide some of the best material. You cracked me up at the 1st sentence. Re guidelines: 1: Why would anyone want to get closer than 15 feet? I would want at least 51 feet of distance. 2: Why did your FIL not see that this big was not doing a super model pout--he truly did not want to be captured digitally, either. 3: "Panga" sounds like a cutsie name for the body part that is responsible for the relieving. And why does one need to bury his pee? Because if you don't, they might charge? Is it possible that no matter what you do or don't do, they might charge?!
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