Friday, March 13, 2009

She offers more than meat to her household.

I want to be the Proverbs 31 Woman.

I try to layeth my hands to the spindle, even though I don't own a spindle.

I try to seeketh wool, even though it makes me itch.

I riseth up while it is still night and giveth meat to my household.

This is where I fall terribly short.

Here is the email I received from Hubs yesterday:

I really appreciate you making my lunch and everything. I know it's much more than most wives do...and I don't want to seem like a picky eater, but I usually like to take the paper divider off of the cheese BEFORE I make the sandwich. Of course I can take it off after...it just makes it tougher with all the mayonnaise already on there, or I've already halfway chewed it. But you know, no big...I'll take what I can get.


I hope my own works are not known in the gates.

Or at least not in the office.


;>)

7 comments:

Susanne said...

LOL. Now that is too, too funny! You can't even claim it adds protein or anything to cover yourself.

Melanie said...

Too funny:)

TRS said...

Funny!

alittleilife said...

OMGosh, that could SO be me! i picked my oldest son up today at a friend's house and as we were pulling away i hit the gas pretty good. Downhill we go, backwards!

Except i thought i was in drive and really needed to go forward.

All this in front of the i-aced-every-drivers-ed-test-and-you-stink-as-a-driver-mom son. :-)

Roxanne said...

That is hilarious. . .but knowing what Hubs does for a living, I'm pretty sure he's eaten worse. :)

stacywhite said...

That was make my co worker get up and come see what I was laughing at funny! Thanks

Carol said...

Thanks for the belly laugh this morning! That is hysterical!