Friday, March 13, 2009

She offers more than meat to her household.

I want to be the Proverbs 31 Woman.

I try to layeth my hands to the spindle, even though I don't own a spindle.

I try to seeketh wool, even though it makes me itch.

I riseth up while it is still night and giveth meat to my household.

This is where I fall terribly short.

Here is the email I received from Hubs yesterday:

I really appreciate you making my lunch and everything. I know it's much more than most wives do...and I don't want to seem like a picky eater, but I usually like to take the paper divider off of the cheese BEFORE I make the sandwich. Of course I can take it off just makes it tougher with all the mayonnaise already on there, or I've already halfway chewed it. But you know, no big...I'll take what I can get.

I hope my own works are not known in the gates.

Or at least not in the office.



Susanne said...

LOL. Now that is too, too funny! You can't even claim it adds protein or anything to cover yourself.

Melanie said...

Too funny:)

TRS said...


Anonymous said...

OMGosh, that could SO be me! i picked my oldest son up today at a friend's house and as we were pulling away i hit the gas pretty good. Downhill we go, backwards!

Except i thought i was in drive and really needed to go forward.

All this in front of the i-aced-every-drivers-ed-test-and-you-stink-as-a-driver-mom son. :-)

Roxanne said...

That is hilarious. . .but knowing what Hubs does for a living, I'm pretty sure he's eaten worse. :)

stacywhite said...

That was make my co worker get up and come see what I was laughing at funny! Thanks

Carol said...

Thanks for the belly laugh this morning! That is hysterical!