He calls me his Paper Tiger.

The Unfortunate Cheese Paper Incident caused quite a stir. I received several funny comments and a few emails. I caught Hubs reading a sympathy card.

While I was out on Saturday, Nancy brought over a surprise gift. In the bag, among a few other treats, were some cute cocktail napkins. I can't photograph them well enough for you to see and read them on here. (Thus the reason Nancy also passed along her Photoshop book.)

The napkins have a cartoon of a quirky blonde bombshell which looks exactly like me (cough, cough) and a funny quote next to her.

The original quote on this napkin is,"Excuse me? Did you talk to me before I've had my coffee?"

Nancy, in her cleverness, took her very best Sharpie and wrote over the packaging for the napkin to read, "Excuse me? Did I make Hubs' lunch before I'd had my coffee?"

And, yes. I had.

Honestly, I am not fully awake until about 8:30 AM which is unfortunate for my family's lunches and for those poor saps I pass on the road on the way to school. Look out for the yawning blonde bombshell in the Honda Pilot.

Later in the week my in-laws will be visiting along with my sweet niece. My mother-in-law sent a list of my niece's favorite foods, including cheese, but only when the paper is removed.

I'm starting to think I should just buy block cheese and slice it myself.

This is what happens when you share your life's goofs on your blog.

I always knew I was cheesy.

I'm here all day. Thankyouverymuch.