Shark Loans, Inc.
Are you tired of high interest rates? Ready for a low, low monthly payment?
You can afford a mortgage for $250,000 with a monthly payment of only $1.99!
Yes, it's true.
We offer mortgages to people with bad credit, no credit, no job, and no parents to depend on.
Some say we do it out of the goodness of our hearts, but no. We do it for the closing costs.
For just $50,000, an arm, a leg and your first born, you can lock in a great rate today!!!
Call us and make your nightmares come true!
2 comments:
Wow! What an amazing loan you found. I might even be able to buy the home of my dreams up here at that rate. :)
Feeling a little victimized, are we?
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